Walking McDonald's

=Profile= From: Oak Brook, IL

Height: Short

Finishers:
 * Big Mac Value Meal
 * French Fry Drop

=Accomplishments=
 * FoF Championship: 8 Times

=Distinctions=
 * Only freak to eliminate himself in a Royal Rumble match (WWE vs. FoF).
 * First freak to get fanart.
 * First freak to hit an opponent with a special after being eliminated from a match.

=Biography=

Easily the most unpredictable freak in the Federation of Freaks, The Walking McDonald's has been a significant player in the Federation of Freaks since day one. With his red-and-yellow-clad getup, the mask of his favorite professional wrestler donned, and a vibrant spring in his step, The Walking McDonald's has done plenty to ensure that his opponents never know what's going to hit them next, both in and out of the match!